James Deen Blog

Big Butt All Natural Mischa Brooks And James Deen

jamesdeen — Thu, 17 May 2012 17:00:19 +0000

Mischa Brooks has a nice butt and we had sex today. frankly i don’t think there is much else to say. she is amazing the end. oh… after the sex i went to vegas and had dinner at a place called stratta in the wynn. it was ok. the food was not bad by any means but for a vegas restaurant in a nice ass hotel that literally has urinal dividers that are made of one and a half inch think marble. by the way, side note, i am all about decadence and vegas decadence is the choice decadence of all decadence but this shit was ridiculous. i don’t know why but for some reasons i found this repulsing. maybe it is because i am a jew and i am saving up to do renovations on my own house and so i know how much marble costs and that shit ain’t cheap. fuck you wynn hotel, and fuck your half decent restaurant… AND FUCK YOUR INCH AND A HALF MARBLE URINAL DIVIDERS. gimme some damn money steve wynn… dick!!!!

i am not ok with this

this on the other hand is pretty cool

and without a blue eyed jew

James Deen Is A Baby Panda And This Is A Gangbang

jamesdeen — Wed, 16 May 2012 17:00:03 +0000

ok yall… you waited long and hard and now it is time for the pictures of the kink.com panda gangbang for boundgangbangs.com. some people were crouching a little so you can’t always see how much smaller than everyone i am but trust me… i am the baby one. the girl was ashli orion and doing the scene was like having sex while wearing a sweaty body sock for a hour. i know this sounds bad but trust me, it was pretty awesome. it was the type of thing that during the scene i just wanted it to be over but the second it was over i was SO happy it happened. even if i didn’t feel this way the look on princess donna’s face (the director of boundgangbangs.com) during the scene was totally worth it. that and this panda gangbang collage.

Brand New Boy Girl Anal Scene With Porn Star Dana Vespoli

jamesdeen — Tue, 15 May 2012 17:00:23 +0000

so let me tell you about dana vespoli. other than her amazing hotness and fantastic brain and stuff she is super amazing porn star woman. she used to do all these scenes of her getting banged in the butt and dp’d and stuff but in 2006 she stopped. she has directed porn and performed in fingerblasting scenes until today. today she did her first scene involving a penis, and that penis was MY penis. nothing else needs to be said. i got to put my dick in dana vespoli’s asshole and that was awesome. i got to make out with her in a pool then lick her vagina until she was begging me to put my dick in her and that was awesome. it was an awesome day.

SO HOT

i don’t know about you but i think she looks pretty foxy with my penis in her mouth

Sex With Super Hot Brand New Young Girl Pressley Hart

jamesdeen — Mon, 14 May 2012 17:00:16 +0000

This girl is amazing. first off she is super hot and second off she is super amazing in the sack. let me back up. so here is my day. i woke up early, i did some stuff, i did some more stuff, i did a interview for xbiz tv, then did some more stuff, then ate some fruit i got from the super market, then went to set. i didn’t have any more stuff to do so i ended up getting to set really early. the scene before mine was these three girls banging each other in while covered in oil and wearing bikini’s. one of the three girls was pressley who i was going to banging later. i honestly didn’t really pay too much attention too their bang-a-thon because i wasn’t allowed to get all up in there and i am bad at exercising self control. anyway, that ended and then i made out with pressley’s face and vagina and it was cool.

here is a picture of pressley

and here are three girls covered in oil about to fuck eachother

James Deen Fucks Tight Pussy Young Teenage All Natural Mary Jane Johnson

jamesdeen — Sun, 13 May 2012 17:00:26 +0000

party party!!!!!! so this is mary jane johnson. she is pretty amazing in the sack. she is also nineteen years old. the scene we did was for realitykings.com. i am assuming it was for their teen site because of the whole… teen thing. i am speaking in short sentences. i guess i am not speaking at all. i ate food today too. i went to the cheesecake factory. i actually don’t really like it there other than the cheesecake. i guess if they had shitty cheesecake and their eatery name was “the cheesecake factory” the population would be forced to light every branch on fire. branch is not the right word is it? no… definitely not. franchise? yeah, i think franchise is better. good cheesecake means no one lights the cheesecake factory franchises on fire. that is good. less arson charges in the world. they do validate parking which i enjoy more than their food. yup… that is it. cheesecake a free parking. DAMNIT!!!!!!! NOW I WANT TO RE TITLE THIS BLOG POST “CHEESECAKE AND FREE PARKING”. fucking seo. FUCK YOU INTERNET!!!!

her eyes are really pretty

Casandra Nix’s First Dp Ass To Mouth Threesome Anal Bobbi Starr James Deen Adventure

jamesdeen — Sat, 12 May 2012 17:00:41 +0000

NOW THAT… IS A MOTHER FUCKING TITLE!!!!!!! notice the delicate elegance. note the fact that i worked three porn star’s names in there. look at all those not to subtle key words about butt sex. verify how it is an actual cohesive phrase and not just random words to get better traffic. I am also sure you couldn’t possibly miss my personal favorite part… ADVENTURE. that makes the entire thing sound even more exciting and not like some sleazy ass slamming dance. DAMNIT. i put the word dance in there and now it is not sleazy again. whatever, i don’t want to be sleazy anyway. ok, so here is what happened. i showed up to set to work for bobbi starr (i linked to electrosluts.com because that is now the site she directs for). she also directs for evil angel. this was for evil angel. she is shooting a movie with newer girls getting banged in their assholes. she mainly wanted to see girls get dp’d. here is the issue… casandra nix, the girl i was banging, had never done a dp before and wasn’t sure if she wanted to do it or not. she totally did and was super happy about it. life must be good when you have two dicks inside you. the end

i call one bobbi sox and the other NIX

i got zits like a 13 year old

Crazy Awesome Threesome Group Sex With Sarah Vandella And Jessie Rogers

jamesdeen — Fri, 11 May 2012 17:00:21 +0000

i have to pee really badly so here it is. today i worked with sarah vandella and jessie rogers for realitykings.com. i don’t know what site it was for but it was definitely one of their many butt sites. it was really fucking awesome. their butts are ultra amazing and i enjoyed having sex with them. life ain’t so bad

Buy James Deen’s Cock and Fuck Yourself

jamesdeen — Thu, 10 May 2012 17:00:35 +0000

i did a bunch of stuff today but i don’t feel like talking about anything but me. i am a very caring individual and have decided to start paying attention to only myself. i don’t know if you detected all the tones of sarcasm in there in order to accentuate my obvious narcism but they were totally there. i did a scene for realitykings.com that was cool but i also did a photo shoot for doc johnson. that is the company who molded my cock. we are going to hopefully have my penis available for purchase by july. i honestly don’t know if i am supposed to talk about the entire line of toys other than my cock mold but there are going to be all kinds of james deen toys available by next january. that is assuming this 15 minutes of fame thing lasts that long and you all are still interested in buying a line of sex toys from me. i am pretty sure that last sentence wasn’t grammatically correct but fuck it… this shit is stream of conscious!!! the moral of the story is that doc johnson and i will soon have a line of sex toys available for purchase and here are some pictures of me from today’s photo shoot.

i can fly!!!!

and here is the goods

Big Boobs Big Butt BDSM Bondage Rough Sex With Pornstar Krissy Lynn

jamesdeen — Wed, 09 May 2012 17:00:31 +0000

hi, my name is james, and i work in a button factory. one day, by boss came up to me, and said, hey james push the button with your right hand. that whole song is a giant metaphor for what happened today. i flew up to kink.com and fucked krissy lynn for sexandsubmission.com. so the director told me to tie her up and have sex with her and spank her and flog her and stuff like that. it really isn’t even a metaphor. the song is practically a step by step description of my day. whoever wrote that song is crazy as fuck. how did they know i was going to do this? this shit was years after that song was written. that is some psychic shit yo!!! god damnit… i might be a hipster. i REALLY don’t want to be a hipster. WAH WAH WAH

that is a pretty cool butt

wait… no… THAT is a pretty cool butt… SAME BUTT!!!!!!

Blonde Natural Young Brand New Lia Lor… Bush

jamesdeen — Tue, 08 May 2012 17:00:31 +0000

hahahaha i am watching tv and they just said “penis fights”. that is awesome because of all the visuals. what does a penis fight mean to you? no matter what the answer is you better believe it is amazing. well… now that is out of the way, i banged a really hot girl today. her name is lia lor. she is into some pretty disgusting stuff, which is good because i am into just about everything you can think of so between my disgustingness and her desire to be disgusting it worked out well. problem is that the scene was for realitykings.com and they aren’t into the disgusting stuff. if it was for kink.com they honestly would have told us to stop too because the shit we were talking about was just THAT disgusting. here is where i am supposed to tell you what disgusting stuff we were talking about right? well NO!!!!!!!! not gonna do that!!!! at the end of the day you can take solace in the fact that whatever sick twisted thing might turn you on you better believe that i am into it as well. LET’S GET DIRTY!!!!!!!!!

YOU CAN SEE THE FILTH IN HER EYES!!!!!!

and here are the boobs