James Deen Blog

NOW THAT… IS A MOTHER FUCKING TITLE!!!!!!!  notice the delicate elegance.  note the fact that i worked three porn star’s names in there.  look at all those not to subtle key  words about butt sex.  verify how it is an actual cohesive phrase and not just random words to get better traffic.  I am also sure you couldn’t possibly miss my personal favorite part… ADVENTURE.  that makes the entire thing sound even more exciting and not like some sleazy ass slamming dance.  DAMNIT.  i put the word dance in there and now it is not sleazy again.   whatever, i don’t want to be sleazy anyway.  ok, so here is what happened.  i showed up to set to work for bobbi starr (i linked to electrosluts.com because that is now the site she directs for).  she also directs for evil angel.  this was for evil angel.  she is shooting a movie with newer girls getting banged in their assholes.  she mainly wanted to see girls get dp’d.  here is the issue… casandra nix, the girl i was banging, had never done a dp before and wasn’t sure if she wanted to do it or not.  she totally did and was super happy about it.  life must be good when you have two dicks inside you.  the end

i call one bobbi sox and the other NIX

i got zits like a 13 year old

i have to pee really badly so here it is.  today i worked with sarah vandella and jessie rogers for realitykings.com.  i don’t know what site it was for but it was definitely one of their many butt sites.  it was really fucking awesome.  their butts are ultra amazing and i enjoyed having sex with them.  life ain’t so bad

i did a bunch of stuff today but i don’t feel like talking about anything but me.   i am a very caring individual and have decided to start paying attention to only myself.  i don’t know if you detected all the tones of sarcasm in there in order to accentuate my obvious narcism but they were totally there.  i did a scene for realitykings.com that was cool but i also did a photo shoot for doc johnson.  that is the company who molded my cock.  we are going to hopefully have my penis available for purchase by july.  i honestly don’t know if i am supposed to talk about the entire line of toys other than my cock mold but there are going to be all kinds of james deen toys available by next january.  that is assuming this 15 minutes of fame thing lasts that long and you all are still interested in buying a line of sex toys from me.  i am pretty sure that last sentence wasn’t grammatically correct but fuck it… this shit is stream of conscious!!!  the moral of the story is that doc johnson and i will soon have a line of sex toys available for purchase and here are some pictures of me from today’s photo shoot.

i can fly!!!!

and here is the goods

hi, my name is james, and i work in a button factory.  one day, by boss came up to me, and said, hey james push the button with your right hand.  that whole song is a giant metaphor for what happened today.  i flew up to kink.com and fucked krissy lynn for sexandsubmission.com.  so the director told me to tie her up and have sex with her and spank her and flog her and stuff like that.  it really isn’t even a metaphor.  the song is practically a step by step description of my day.  whoever wrote that song is crazy as fuck.  how did they know i was going to do this?  this shit was years after that song was written. that is some psychic shit yo!!! god damnit… i might be a hipster.  i REALLY don’t want to be a hipster.  WAH WAH WAH

that is a pretty cool butt 

wait… no… THAT is a pretty cool butt… SAME BUTT!!!!!!

hahahaha i am watching tv and they just said “penis fights”.  that is awesome because of all the visuals.  what does a penis fight mean to you?  no matter what the answer is you better believe it is amazing.  well… now that is out of the way, i banged a really hot girl today.  her name is lia lor.  she is into some pretty disgusting stuff, which is good because i am into just about everything you can think of so between my disgustingness and her desire to be disgusting it worked out well.  problem is that the scene was for realitykings.com and they aren’t into the disgusting stuff.  if it was for kink.com they honestly would have told us to stop too because the shit we were talking about was just THAT disgusting.  here is where i am supposed to tell you what disgusting stuff we were talking about right? well NO!!!!!!!!  not gonna do that!!!!  at the end of the day you can take solace in the fact that whatever sick twisted thing might turn you on you better believe that i am into it as well.  LET’S GET DIRTY!!!!!!!!!

YOU CAN SEE THE FILTH IN HER EYES!!!!!!

and here are the boobs