James Deen Blog

ever watch porn?  if so then you probably know who inrai vachs is.  she is a turbo babe and i banged her.  i used to watch her in porn before i started so i was pretty nervous.  nothing breaks the tension though like having a crazy hot girl put your dick up her ass.  oh yeah… that is pretty much how it went down.  ANAL SEX WITH INARI VACHS!!!!!!!  scene was for brazzers.com for milfslikeitbig.com.  now follow me if you can, she played a milf… and she liked it big.  so i put my dick up her butt.  aaaaaaaaaaaaand scene.   i will now review the restaurant “strip steak” in the mandalay bay hotel in las vegas.  it was pretty good.  way over priced but it is vegas.  still though, there is a level of expected mark up when it comes to vegas but this was re-cock-ulous.  i mean it was like 450 bucks for me and my buddy and we shared sides and an appetizer.  we did have  a bottle of wine but still.  i probably would have liked the food more if it wasn’t so expensive… or if i wasn’t such a damn jew.  l’chai’m (that means to life in hebrew)

this is inari and her famous ass

and here is her gaping butthole

so a few days ago i did a brazzers live shoot.  the girls were phoenix marie, tiffany mynx, katie cox, and ava addams.  i was also educated that i have been spelling ava addams name wrong this whole time.  she said she doesn’t care and it totally makes sense to spell it adams but i still think i should spell it the way she actually wants.  the shoot was super fun but sadly it made me realize how old i have become.  i mean i am still a kid and i know it, but i used to totally be able to bang four girls for two hours non stop and feel fine afterwards.  i even wanted more.  this time however i banged four girls for two hours non stop then afterwards i wanted to take a nap.  it was a depressing evening.. luckily i was able to take solace in the fact that i got to bang four girls for two hours so that makes it way more bearable

this is ava addams and pheonix marie

here is the one and only tiffany mynx

and here are three naked girls being hot and awesome

i am gonna get real here… i have been posting about stuff that happened like a week ago because since my blog went down i have been catching up.  so like a week ago i totally banged two hot girls for brazzers.com’s site teenslikeitbig.com.  the girls were veruca james (from none other than burningangel.com) and kelly surfer.  kelly is super awesome and i am totally into banging her.  veruca on the other hand is one of the most bad ass chicks i have ever met.  i actually shot her first scene for burningangel.com where she was getting banged in the butt and it was amazing and you know what… she is still amazing.  i didn’t put it in her butt however i sure have in the past.  it was cool.  the buttsex and the most recent non buttsex.  good day.

this is kelly surfer being cute

and this is her vag hole

here is veruca james being a bad ass

and her i am getting a sweet blow-j

today interesting.  well not interesting… oh yeah… AWESOME!!!!  i was working for brazzers.com with my buddy lee roy myers.  Lee roy is known for making various parody’s so brazzers was having him direct a “death proof” parody.  i was supposed to bang three girls but i guess one didn’t like quentin tarantino because she decided not to show up.  angelina valentine and krissy lynn obviously fucking love quentin tarantino because they showed up with mother fucking bells on… seriously, angelina valentine had bells on her.  lee roy myers did some quick thinking and changed the day from a crazy “death proof” porno to a silly outdoor porno where i bang two hot chicks in a tree.  well not actually in a tree but next to the tree and using the tree as leverage.  as one point i did have a girl in the tree and i was banging her and that was pretty cool.

so today i banged the super sexy kagney linn karter.  well actually a few days ago i banged kagney linn karter.  the scene was for naughtyamerica.com and it was AMAZING!!!!  i honestly never know what to expect with kagney other than the fact that the sex will be amazing and the entire time i am banging her i will be staring at her thinking about how insanely hot she is.  i mean she is like freaky hot.  like really really really really hot.  now in the effort to keep my blog as a quasi legit food revue site (obviously my main goal here) i will randomly revue a restaurant.   so there is this place down the street from my house called soy de luna or something like that.  this place is a mexican eatery.  it is decent but one time when i was eating there i was using a fork to eat a burrito and i bit the fork and chipped my tooth.  also my buddy jules jordan got food poisoning there so fuck that place.  actually they do have some of the best guacamole i have ever eaten and if you are into margaritas they have good margaritas too.  so fuck the food, just go there and get hammered and eat the fresh made at your table guacamole.

this is kagney linn karter and her insane hotness and perfect ass