James Deen Blog

so i figured out what happened.  so my phone like all phones has a memory card in there.  i take pictures of a shit load of naked babes and it gets stored on the memory card.  then i come here to this blog and tell all you kind people about the awesome sex i have and show off the great boobs, butts, butt holes, vagina’s and other various cool stuff.  so i had my phone plugged into my computer in order to transfer some pictures of said awesome female anatomical parts to my blog and the damn computer froze.  so i did some re booting of said computer hoping to start it up and then update said blog with said pictures of said anatomical parts.  for some reason this re boot of the computer decided to also re install my phone’s software and wipe all my pictures of boobs away.  SAD FACE!!!!!!  lucky for us i have a good amount of old photos that haven’t been put up on my blog saved on my computer.  so here i go…

this is phoenix marie from a brazzers shoot a while back

here is asa akira getting banged before a boundgangbang at kink.com

and here is kaylee hilton blowing me

so a few days ago i did a brazzers live shoot.  the girls were phoenix marie, tiffany mynx, katie cox, and ava addams.  i was also educated that i have been spelling ava addams name wrong this whole time.  she said she doesn’t care and it totally makes sense to spell it adams but i still think i should spell it the way she actually wants.  the shoot was super fun but sadly it made me realize how old i have become.  i mean i am still a kid and i know it, but i used to totally be able to bang four girls for two hours non stop and feel fine afterwards.  i even wanted more.  this time however i banged four girls for two hours non stop then afterwards i wanted to take a nap.  it was a depressing evening.. luckily i was able to take solace in the fact that i got to bang four girls for two hours so that makes it way more bearable

this is ava addams and pheonix marie

here is the one and only tiffany mynx

and here are three naked girls being hot and awesome

so yeah…. the title kind of says it all doesn’t it?  i worked for brazzers.com and banged phoenix marie, katja kassin, and kelly divine all up their butts.  it was awesome and a half.  andrea gracia is rebuilding my blog then going to redesign it.  i drove my raptor to vegas and now i am going to get in the shower and prepare to bang for brazzers.com again.  SWEET TITTIES!!!!!!

ok here is a little story.  i did some kink.com banging then flew to vegas to do some brazzer.com banging.  before i did said brazzers banging i did some hard rock hotel and casino gambling.  i won me some money and stayed up way too late.  it was also two for one drink night and i was in a martini mood so i had two martinis.  turns out on two for one drink night when you order martinis they give them to you in 16 oz glasses and they serve you two at a time.  so yeah… after i drank 16 oz of vodka or however much 4 martinis equate to i went to sleep clutching my winnings like a teddy bear.  after all that shit happened i woke up and banged phoenix marie and kelly divine.  well first i watched them kind of wrestle around and then we banged.  i am honestly not sure what the set up was.  i think i was a referee of sorts and was supposed to award points during the wrestling match but i didn’t really pay much attention because i was distracted by the two naked chicks rolling around.  the weird part about the scene was that both of these girls are known for crazy anal sex butt banging (redundant and i don’t care) and it was not an anal scene.  none of us really cared because we just has ass sex when the camera was on the faces and stuff.  secret anal is possibly the best type of anal.  we also are all type cast in rough scenes because we all are down with the rough shit.  this scene we were all making out and romantic and stuff.  not because we were told to we were just all in that type of mood.  it was a very cool day.  so cool in fact that after the scene we all just sat around naked on set and bullshitted with each other for like 30 minutes.  it was a magical special experience

the battle of the ass’s

this is why i didn’t take being a referee too seriously

this is what is looks like to watch kelly divine go down on phoenix marie

and this is what phoenix marie looks like going down on kelly divine

the problem with these damn new titles is that i feel like i end up with nothing to blog about.  just by reading that you have to know i worked forkink.com doing a scene with phoenix marie for boundgangbangs.com.  how could you not?  well in case you didn’t… today i did a scene forboundgangbangs.com with super awesome phoenix marie.  i love the shit out of phoenix and actually get to bang her tomorrow for brazzers.com.  everyone thinks she is super tough and like a cheerleading bubbly blonde.  in actuality she is totally a nerd and is super dorky and adorable and approachable and lovable and amazing in every way.  also kind of a tomboy.  i love this chick and if anyone else decides not to love her i will frankly have to wipe my penis across their cereal and have sex with their family pets.  LOVE THE PHOENIX!!!!!!!!!!!!

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