James Deen Blog

Mischa Brooks has a nice butt and we had sex today.  frankly i don’t think there is much else to say.  she is amazing the end.  oh… after the sex i went to vegas and had dinner at a place called stratta in the wynn.  it was ok.  the food was not bad by any means but for a vegas restaurant in a nice ass hotel that literally has urinal dividers that are made of one and a half inch think marble.  by the way, side note,  i am all about decadence and vegas decadence is the choice decadence of all decadence but this shit was ridiculous.  i don’t know why but for some reasons i found this repulsing.  maybe it is because i am a jew and i am saving up to do renovations on my own house and so i know how much marble costs and that shit ain’t cheap.  fuck you wynn hotel, and fuck your half decent restaurant… AND FUCK YOUR INCH AND A HALF MARBLE URINAL DIVIDERS.  gimme some damn money steve wynn… dick!!!!

i am not ok with this

this on the other hand is pretty cool

and without a blue eyed jew

ok yall… you waited long and hard and now it is time for the pictures of the kink.com panda gangbang for boundgangbangs.com.  some people were crouching a little so you can’t always see how much smaller than everyone i am but trust me… i am the baby one.  the girl was ashli orion and doing the scene was like having sex while wearing a sweaty body sock for a hour.  i know this sounds bad but trust me, it was pretty awesome.  it was the type of thing that during the scene i just wanted it to be over but the second it was over i was SO happy it happened.  even if i didn’t feel this way the look on princess donna’s face (the director of boundgangbangs.com) during the scene was totally worth it.   that and this panda gangbang collage.

so let me tell you about dana vespoli.  other than her amazing hotness and fantastic brain and stuff she is super amazing porn star woman.   she used to do all these scenes of her getting banged in the butt and dp’d and stuff but in 2006 she stopped.  she has directed porn and performed in fingerblasting scenes until today.  today she did her first scene involving a penis,  and that penis was MY penis.  nothing else needs to be said.  i got to put my dick in dana vespoli’s asshole and that was awesome.  i got to make out with her in a pool then lick her vagina until she was begging me to put my dick in her and that was awesome.  it was an awesome day.

SO HOT

i don’t know about you but i think she looks pretty foxy with my penis in her mouth

This girl is amazing.  first off she is super hot and second off she is super amazing in the sack.  let me back up.  so here is my day.  i woke up early, i did some stuff, i did some more stuff, i did a interview for xbiz tv, then did some more stuff, then ate some fruit i got from the super market, then went to set.  i didn’t have any more stuff to do so i ended up getting to set really early.  the scene before mine was these three girls banging each other in while covered in oil and wearing bikini’s.  one of the three girls was pressley who i was going to banging later.  i honestly didn’t really pay too much attention too their bang-a-thon because i wasn’t allowed to get all up in there and i am bad at exercising self control.  anyway, that ended and then i made out with pressley’s face and vagina and it was cool.

here is a picture of pressley

and here are three girls covered in oil about to fuck eachother

party party!!!!!!  so this is mary jane johnson.  she is pretty amazing in the sack.  she is also nineteen years old.  the scene we did was for realitykings.com.  i am assuming it was for their teen site because of the whole… teen thing.  i am speaking in short sentences.  i guess i am not speaking at all.  i ate food today too.  i went to the cheesecake factory.  i actually don’t really like it there other than the cheesecake.  i guess if they had shitty cheesecake and their eatery name was “the cheesecake factory” the population would be forced to light every branch on fire.  branch is not the right word is it?  no… definitely not.  franchise?   yeah, i think franchise is better.  good cheesecake means no one lights the cheesecake factory franchises on fire.  that is good.  less arson charges in the world.  they do validate parking which i enjoy more than their food.  yup… that is it.  cheesecake a free parking.  DAMNIT!!!!!!! NOW I WANT TO RE TITLE THIS BLOG POST “CHEESECAKE AND FREE PARKING”.  fucking seo.  FUCK YOU INTERNET!!!!

her eyes are really pretty