James Deen Blog

NOW THAT… IS A MOTHER FUCKING TITLE!!!!!!!  notice the delicate elegance.  note the fact that i worked three porn star’s names in there.  look at all those not to subtle key  words about butt sex.  verify how it is an actual cohesive phrase and not just random words to get better traffic.  I am also sure you couldn’t possibly miss my personal favorite part… ADVENTURE.  that makes the entire thing sound even more exciting and not like some sleazy ass slamming dance.  DAMNIT.  i put the word dance in there and now it is not sleazy again.   whatever, i don’t want to be sleazy anyway.  ok, so here is what happened.  i showed up to set to work for bobbi starr (i linked to electrosluts.com because that is now the site she directs for).  she also directs for evil angel.  this was for evil angel.  she is shooting a movie with newer girls getting banged in their assholes.  she mainly wanted to see girls get dp’d.  here is the issue… casandra nix, the girl i was banging, had never done a dp before and wasn’t sure if she wanted to do it or not.  she totally did and was super happy about it.  life must be good when you have two dicks inside you.  the end

i call one bobbi sox and the other NIX

i got zits like a 13 year old

hi, my name is james, and i work in a button factory.  one day, by boss came up to me, and said, hey james push the button with your right hand.  that whole song is a giant metaphor for what happened today.  i flew up to kink.com and fucked krissy lynn for sexandsubmission.com.  so the director told me to tie her up and have sex with her and spank her and flog her and stuff like that.  it really isn’t even a metaphor.  the song is practically a step by step description of my day.  whoever wrote that song is crazy as fuck.  how did they know i was going to do this?  this shit was years after that song was written. that is some psychic shit yo!!! god damnit… i might be a hipster.  i REALLY don’t want to be a hipster.  WAH WAH WAH

that is a pretty cool butt 

wait… no… THAT is a pretty cool butt… SAME BUTT!!!!!!

hahahaha i am watching tv and they just said “penis fights”.  that is awesome because of all the visuals.  what does a penis fight mean to you?  no matter what the answer is you better believe it is amazing.  well… now that is out of the way, i banged a really hot girl today.  her name is lia lor.  she is into some pretty disgusting stuff, which is good because i am into just about everything you can think of so between my disgustingness and her desire to be disgusting it worked out well.  problem is that the scene was for realitykings.com and they aren’t into the disgusting stuff.  if it was for kink.com they honestly would have told us to stop too because the shit we were talking about was just THAT disgusting.  here is where i am supposed to tell you what disgusting stuff we were talking about right? well NO!!!!!!!!  not gonna do that!!!!  at the end of the day you can take solace in the fact that whatever sick twisted thing might turn you on you better believe that i am into it as well.  LET’S GET DIRTY!!!!!!!!!

YOU CAN SEE THE FILTH IN HER EYES!!!!!!

and here are the boobs

This girl is a walking key word.  seriously!!!!! are you fucking kidding me???? where do you find an asian girl with HUGE perfect natural boobs who is also from france and likes to get fucked on camera and has a super awesome feeling vagina AND likes to makeout!!!!!!!!!!  SERIOUSLY!!!!!!!!!!!  i actually never understood the whole asian fetish thing.  i mean i acknowledge that asian babes are hot and all but i don’t view them as any hotter than other babes.  maybe i am just a babe-a-holic or something.  the scene today was for a site by naughtyamerica.com called ihaveawife.com.  i don’t know who this site is targeted towards.  the premise is that the dude (me) gets seduced by some hot chick and i turn her down at first because… i have a wife… dot com.  after some hardcore seduction i eventually ignore this fact about being in a relationship built on love and trust and bang said woman who is doing the seducing.  i understand the fantasy of wanting women to seduce me.  i can understand why someone who was married for a long time would fantasize about banging another woman, but then i get lost when the dude that is turning down the seduction decides to cheats on his wife.  i don’t even think this is me claiming to be a honest dude or a romantic or anything.  i just think it defies logic.  COMMIT TO SOMETHING FAKE DUDE PORNO CHARACTER!!!!  either cheat on your wife or don’t but don’t half ass it.

here is the girl i cheated on my fake wife with

and here are her sex holes

tanya tate is hot.  tanya tate is from the UK.  tanya tate has big boobs.  tanya tate’s vagina is choice.  tanya tate likes to lick the sweat off of me while we fuck.  tanya tate and i had sex on a couch.  tanya tate is blonde.  tanya tate is tall.  tanya tate is awesome in every way imaginable.

my face looks funny but you get the idea

vagina party