James Deen Blog

ok so my day was fucking amazing.  i showed up to work and there were three chicks banging on the floor, one of whom was daisy marie who i have a major crush on… was that grammatically correct?  oh fuck it.  who cares?  i met bret easton ellis (who wrote american psycho, less than zero and bunch of other awesome stuff) and he said that he sucks at grammar.  have you heard of “the rules of attraction”? yeah!!!!! he wrote that too, so i am not going to be concerned with my grammar.  Bret is super cool and has an extremely good philosophy about movies and empires.  trust me it makes sense,  i am just slightly retarded and can’t explain things very well.  i used a story about a molding of my penis to explain it… thinking about it… why the hell does he want me in his movie?  seriously??? i am whackado and barely make any sense.  i do hope it works out.  not because i want to really be an actor or famous or anything, but because i really want to work with bret easton ellis.  i don’t know if you noticed but i am kind of a fan   oh shit… i fucked up and went all fan boy and totally forgot to say that i banged helly mae hellfire today.  well i did and i jizzed all up in her and it was awesome.

these are the lesbos

this is daisy marie (TOTAL CRUSH)

and here is miss hellfire