James Deen Blog

ok so my day was fucking amazing.  i showed up to work and there were three chicks banging on the floor, one of whom was daisy marie who i have a major crush on… was that grammatically correct?  oh fuck it.  who cares?  i met bret easton ellis (who wrote american psycho, less than zero and bunch of other awesome stuff) and he said that he sucks at grammar.  have you heard of “the rules of attraction”? yeah!!!!! he wrote that too, so i am not going to be concerned with my grammar.  Bret is super cool and has an extremely good philosophy about movies and empires.  trust me it makes sense,  i am just slightly retarded and can’t explain things very well.  i used a story about a molding of my penis to explain it… thinking about it… why the hell does he want me in his movie?  seriously??? i am whackado and barely make any sense.  i do hope it works out.  not because i want to really be an actor or famous or anything, but because i really want to work with bret easton ellis.  i don’t know if you noticed but i am kind of a fan   oh shit… i fucked up and went all fan boy and totally forgot to say that i banged helly mae hellfire today.  well i did and i jizzed all up in her and it was awesome.

these are the lesbos

this is daisy marie (TOTAL CRUSH)

and here is miss hellfire

I am tired and that is what we call a random key word.  PUSSY!!!!!!!!! today i had some hot russian sex with a hot russian babe named nikita von james.  she was mine before i ever met her!!!! get it?? get it??? GET IT??????????????????????????????????  well do you?

total babe right?

RIGHT!!?!?!?!?!??

so there is this chick, i don’t know if you know who she is she is only JESSE FUCKING JANE!!!!!  she is a turbo babe.  she is also a contract star for digital playground.  so in case you didn’t know where i was going with this… she and i banged today.  we banged and we banged hard.  we banged hard in a bathroom.  we banged hard in a bathroom in her vagina.  well i guess i should say we banged in her vagina hard inside the bathroom.  you get the idea right?  now i got some pork rinds and i think i will review them.  i fucking love pork rinds. they are a snack like a chip but they are all protein filled and shit.  and how can fried pig skin be bad for you?  i prefer to eat the spicy hot flavor of pork rind but honestly… as long as it is a rind i would eat it.

i get it jesse… your ab’s are better than all of ours… oh wait… that’s you showing me your VAGINA!!!

MY GOD WHAT HAS VEGAS DONE TO ME!!!!!!?????????!!!!!!!!!! seriously??? i have been home for like 2 or 3 days and i am still fucked!!!!  it isn’t even like i feel drunk i just can’t function properly.  i am fine if i just stand there but if i start talking i sound like a retard.  i am going to eat a pizza here is kayden kross’s vagina

take it… take it all