James Deen Blog

first off i need some advice here… i write these blog posts… frankly whenever the hell i feel like, and then i set them to go live at ten am.  now, what i need help with is that i can’t decide if that is a good time for my blog to go live.  i mean… i feel like if i put it up earlier it will give more people the opportunity to read it throughout the day or something, but at the same time if i put it up too early then i feel like it will be ignored when all the more important and interesting things happen afterwards.  my question to you is what time do you think it should go live?  9 am? 10 am? 8 am? all pacific standard time obviously.  now, lets get to the good stuff!!!!! PORNO!!!!!!!  today i banged jessie palmer for publicdisgrace.com.  well actually not today… we banged the night of the 22nd but that is when i am writing this so fuck it.  today i banged jessie palmer and it was awesome.  what may have been more awesome was exactly what she was down to do.  i mean like she got suspended by her ankles and hair while i banged her and made her squirt all over the place.  that may not sound super hard but you try hanging from a ceiling by your hair and tell me how easy it is.

this is what jessie looks like

and this is what she looks like suspended by her hair!!!

AND FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!! not you specifically i am sure you’re an awesome person.  My problem is that when i go places and people say happy holidays, or have “holiday parties” or sell “holiday decorations”.  i am all about diversity and shit like that but don’t fake it!!!  if i go somewhere and they are having a party and there is a giant tree and nothing but red and green decorations don’t fucking call it a holiday party.  i just don’t see the point of trying to be sensitive to people if you’re not actually being sensitive.  i also don’t see the point in forcing people to be sensitive if they don’t want to.  finally… chanukka is alright and stuff but christmas is fun!!!!!  i as a jew would much rather go to a christmas party or go christmas shopping or eat christmas candy or have christmas sex!!!! so merry christmas bitches!!!!!!!! and now lets check out some hot girls butthole from an unrelated day.

this is gabrielle for burningangel.com

fuck search engines… i did that title for the alliteration!!! i love alliteration.  i also love baretta james.  she is super awesome and super hot.  she originally was just doing webcam shows for kinklive.com but then she decided to do her first boy girl scene with me and my hommie mr pete for sexandsubmission.com.  now it is a few months later and she is back on sexandsubmission.com taking it in the butt and getting dp’d!!! ummm i got nothing else… how do you really top that?  today was also with me and mr pete.  i could talk about brussel sprouts.  i could talk about cookies.  i could talk about jackrabbits… or i could just show pictures ofbaretta james’s butthole and call it a day.

So yeah… again… don’t mean slut in a bad way,  Nothing wrong with being a slut if that is how you roll then do the damn thing ho!!!!  any way, today i banged a brand new girl named tara jane for povpunx.com.  she has a chelsea cut so at first i thought she might be a nazi.  i am cool with that because i really like banging nazi girls.  being a jew i am always a little nervous about this, but maybe that is what makes my dick hard about it.  turns out she isn’t a nazi so i guess that goes out the window… well maybe she is a nazi, i honestly don’t know.  i was worried about asking her because she had my penis in her mouth and if she found out i was a jew she might have bit it off.   she seemed pretty cool so i am going to decisively say that she was definitely not a nazi.    i kind of secretly hope she was a nazi though

what you thing? nazi or no nazi?

today i did a scene with tristyn kennedy.  i don’t know how to describe her other that fucking awesome!!! she is all dirty and horny and down for cool sex stuff.  we actually got in trouble because we started getting all freaky and nasty in the scene and the director wasn’t allowed to shoot that type of stuff.  i never know what to think when that happens.  on one hand i feel like a dick because i didn’t do a good job, but on the other had i feel amazing because i did something so rad that the people that shoot porn for a living had to take a step back and be all like HOLY SHIT!!!!!! what is wrong with you people!!!!  i want to bang tristyn in the butt…. yeah… i want to do that one day

SHE IS TOUCHING MY PENIS!!!!!!!!

what would a blog post be with out some vagina!!!????!!!!