James Deen Blog

uggggggggggg!!!!!!!!!!!! i don’t feel like blogging today.  am i allowed to have a day off?  ever?  i don’t mean from banging hotties.  i am down to bang a hottie every day regardless of what holiday it is.  i want a day off from the blogging.  today is supposed to be for sleeping in and getting hammered and making out with strangers and getting hj’s in the bathroom of a weird warehouse from a girl who may or may not be homeless.  happy new year, NOW… LOOK AT MY PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ok so much stuff happened today.  well maybe not that much but enough to write a blog post about.  today i was supposed to bang this girl gabrielle who i coincidentally just posted a picture of on this here blog here.  i met her shooting for burningangel.com when we shot her first anal scene which was also her first scene and so on and so on.  anyway, she did not show up or something so i banged lea lexis in her ass.  i know lea from shooting for sexandsubmission.com and other kink.com sites.  either way i won because both of these girls are super hot and like butt sex.  the scene was one of those fake “amateur porn” scenes.  usually they are kind of real in the sense that they get a girl who never really has done a scene before and a dude who hasn’t ever shot a scene before.  then they put them in a room, give them a camera and tell them to fuck.  so they aren’t fake as much as just set up.  it is like speed dating if your only goal is to have random promiscuous sex on camera for other people to see.  it was super fun so if you ever see it pretend you don’t know me and just say it was the best scene ever.  SOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUN!!!!!!!

this is the gorgeous lea lexis being a babe and stuff

ok well i didn’t actually do nothing.  i went tile shopping and i took a sweet picture of myself while walking down some stairs.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!  i honestly am beginning to feel bad about calling all these girls sluts.  As i always say THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH BEING A SLUT… at least in my opinion.  if you disagree then that is your right and i can not say you are wrong.  point is, i don’t think  i will be calling girls sluts in my titles…. i would go back and re title this “banging big natural boobs on a tattooed punk emo s….ergeant!!!!” yeah!!! she was a sergeant.  sergeant big tits.  sergeant hottie mcbigtits with huge tits.  her name was angel and we banged for burningangel.com.  it was rad.  sorry… i drank like 2 bottles of wine with my hommie and now i am a bit d-runk… still sober enough to jerk it so…… here are pictures of angel with my semen all over her.

and here is her butthole

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!  got to love seo!!!! WET PUSSY FUCK BIG COCK ASS TO MOUTH ANAL SEX BIG NATURAL BOOBS GANGBANG INTERRACIAL ASS SEX JAMES DEEN GAY PORN!!!!!  very little if any of that describes my scene for elegant angel today.  I did a scene for “Big Wet Tits” i am going to guess volume 8 but i really don’t know.  the point is i banged lexi swallow all up in her vagina and covered her big boobs in oil while we did said banging.  lexi is super fun to bang and REALLY pretty so that was especially fun.  i am starving!!!! i have just now realized this and that is rather annoying, but hey!!! at least i got a hair cut today so that is cool right??? PURPLE ELEPHANT!!!!!!!!!

the beautiful lexi swallow being all sexy and stuff