James Deen Blog

Well that debacle of a holiday is over and frankly I couldn’t be happier.  Time to start looking forward to my favorite holiday…. February 7th aka, my birthday.  Feel free to start sending your gifts to 1800 Mission St San Francisco CA 94103.  This is not where I live, it is just a building i spend a lot of time in and am friends with the security guard who regularly handles the mail.  Feel free to send weird stuff and address it for Shannon or James Deen or both  .  On a side note I did another scene with Kelly Divine today for Kink.com.  it was a BoundGangbangs.com scene and it was amazing.  Kelly rocks and she rocks harder with lots if penises inside of her. Hazahs are in order… HAZAH!!!!!!!!!!

this is Kelly making a funny face

this is her butthole

What day is it… Thanksgiving right?  If not I am going to sound like an idiot saying Happy Thanksgiving!!!!  I hate Thanksgiving.  Like hate hate hate hate hate hate hate it.  I don’t like the food I don’t like the fact that it hops around and is not on a consistent day I don’t like the gorging until you’re sick, I dont like anything ….. well that isn’t true,  I love the pie.  Man do I love pie.  Pretty much all kinds of pie.  Pumpkin happens to be my favorite kind of pie so I tolerate all that is Thanksgiving for the sake of pie.   I actually usually pick up Carls Jr or Del Taco or something on the way to Thanksgiving dinner/lunch and then just eat pie.  And that is another thing I don’t like…. why do you call it dinner if you start eating at like 4:30.  Fuck that Shit hommie!!!! That is Thanksgiving lunch!!!! Whatever…. Happy Thanksgiving!!!!! I hope you all enjoy your holiday and have a wonderful day.  Hug your mom and tell her that you love her….. DO IT!!!!!! Your mom is awesome!!!!!   I also banged Britney Stevens today for BoundGangbangs.com.  It was gangbangtastic!!!

no panties allowed

Happy Thanksgiving

Ok so let me start off by saying that Kelly Divine is the Shit!!!! I mean, AMAZING!!!!  I banged her today for EverythingButt.com along with Charisma Capelli.  Now Charisma is super amazing too so please don’t think that my accolades of Kelly are meant to take anything away from her, but oh my god.  Kelly killed it today.  The girl put my fist in her asshole and a dildo the size of Miami and got banged in her butt so hard she pissed all over herself.  It was a good anal sex day.   Now I want french fries.  I am not gonna eat french fries but I want some.  I am not going to eat them not because they are unhealthy, but because they are inconvenient.   I guess I could get off my lazy ass and walk the two blocks go get some but fuck that!!!!!   You!!!! You bring me french fries!!!!! Feed my face with french fries the way I fed Kelly Divine and Charisma Capelli‘s buttholes with my penis on EverythingButt.com today!!!!!!!

this is Kelly Divine and her amazing ass

this is Kelly Divine doing amazing things with her butt while Charisma watches

this is the butt of Charisma Capelli

Today I banged a girl named Felix for PovPunx.com.  I also ate an all you can eat sushi place.  I usually shy away from all you can eat sushi because frankly it sounds like food poisoning waiting to happen but so far so good.  Now I have the ability to eat an extraordinary amount of sushi so I take “all you can eat” as not only a challenge but as a jew it feels like a necessity.  I gorged and it was delicious.  Felix was rad.  I banged her a year ago for a BurningAngel.com movie calledJoanna Angel and James Deens Summer Vacation.  She is still hot and still has an amazing vagina.  Here is an example of how rad she is.  Her twitter name used to be “drunk Russian sex“with. Don’t know why… don’t care…  Just love the girl and want to put things inside her.

this is Felix

this is her butthole

I had sex!!!!  I had sex with two girls.  One was brand new with huge boobs and her name was Christie.  The other was Nicki Hunter who is rad as fuck and we all know how rad fuck is.  I guess that is enough said…. I could quote some song lyrics.  Ummmm…. Nah… not today.  Just look at all these pictures.