James Deen Blog

I banged Kayden Kross and now I am eating brussel sprouts.  Good day.

Maggie Simpson is a bad ass. I am currently watching the Simpsons and writing this during the commercials so I better write quickly.   I guess I could just wait until the next commercial break if I don’t finish in time.  Fuck that!!! It is me against the tv!!!! Ok… here it goes.  Today I shot some awesome porno for JoannaAngel.com.  It was the holiday shoot for BurningAngel.com so Joanna and I coordinated an awesome gangbang.  I had to shoot the g-bang so I didn’t get to throw my penis into the mix.  I did however get a sweet blow-j in the intro for the scene and I get to do my fair share of g-banging on BoundGangbangs.com so I guess it is ok.  Oh and for your information I totally didn’t beat the tv.  Tv always wins.  Never fight the tv.

here are some shots of Joanna Angel getting gangbanged for JoannaAngel.com… not BoundGangbangs.com… in case you were confused

Today I had a sandwich.  It was a good sandwich.  Not the best sandwich I ever had but still pretty good.  The best sandwich I have ever had was from a place in Brooklyn called “Joe’s Busy Corner”.  This is your stereotypical mob run cash only hardcore Brooklyn deli.  No taking your pants off in this place.  The first time I was there the dude behind the counters exact words were, “watya waunt?”  I replied “a sandwich”  his retort was, “ya waunt a fuckin sandwich??????” I was all like, “Ummmm, yes I would like a sandwich”  he yelled back at me as if he was a couch getting his team ready for a big game, “SO YOU WANT A FUCKING SANDWICH????”  I was pumped up and ready and yelled back with a smile on my face “HELL YEAH I WANT A FUCKING SANDWICH!!!!”  He said “fuck!!! Alright what kind of fucking sandwich do you want?”  We then spent the next few minutes custom designing the worlds most amazing sandwich.  It had grilled onions and bacon and like 80 different kinds of meats and cheese on it.  I guess it is possible that the sandwich was not so amazing but in fact it was the pre sandwich pep talk that got me amped and ready to go.  That and the team effort in the creation if said food item.  NO!!!! FUCK THAT!!!! that sandwich was fucking delicious!!!  It wasn’t even a sandwich, it was a FUCKING SANDWICH.  joes busy corner in Brooklyn New York…. eat there.

here is an unrelated picture of me getting a super awesome blow-j from an extremely hot girl who doesn’t want to be seen while wearing no makeup

I got nothing really to report.  I kind of lost track of time.  I have a serious crush on a girl.  She is tall and has nice boobs and is skinny and let’s me put things in her butt.  She has some tattoos and dark hair and may have some secret jew in her.  Oh that is my new super hero name… Secret jew.  Here is my theory.  No one really trusts or likes jews.  Even jews don’t trust jews.  It is why we as a people are able to be as success as we are.  The plan is to hide the fact… well lie, I am going to flat out lie to people and pretend I am not a jew.  I will then earn their trust and find my way into their inner circle.  Obviously, my next step of the plan is to rob them blind but it doesn’t end their.  next step is where the secret jew plan gets tricky so stay close and follow me.  So the company northface (they make outdoors apparel) has a policy where if you bring in an old crappy northface jacket to them they will replace it with a brand new Northface jacket.  I don’t know how they have a successful business with this platform but this is secret jew 1.3 plan so let’s take advantage of them.  So I take all the money that I jewed away from my new friends in the beginning of the plan and I go to Salvation Army and any other used clothing stores in the area and buy up all their crappy used up northface jackets.  then I take all of them to Northface and get as many brand new Northface jackets as humanly possible.  Naturally I take those to the corner and sell them for slightly less than a brand new retail northface jacket.  Ok… phase three of secret jew 1.3 plan here, follow me if you can.  I take all that money…. and I go buy some crack with it!!!!!  right????????? Now that I think about it I don’t think I am a super hero…. I might be an evil genius… Or just evil.  Wow…. what is wrong with me?

here is an unrelated picture of Gracie Glam’s post sex butthole

Today I went to a casino and won 600 dollars.  Suck it indian casino!!!! We destroy you thanksgiving wise and I destroy you casino wise.  I am now looking at Chuck Norris and drinking various booze in a cup.  I need to decide what I want for Chanukka and for my birthday.  Oh yeah…. and I am totally looking at Chuck Norris which means I can now beat you up regardless of the fact that I am 5’8″ and 150 lbs.  Suck it indians.  Suck it to the taint!!!!!