James Deen Blog

Today I will be reviewing a restaurant called Peppercorn.  This place is in Big Bear.  I usually get along better with the chefs and other kitchen people at restaurants more than the waiters.  This is because I have a lot of friends who work in kitchens and they teach me all about cooking and what it’s like working in a kitchen and how customers suck and stuff.  At Peppercorn however, it was the exact opposite.  The front of the house (waiters host etc) were awesome and the back of the house (everyone in the kitchen) were fucking assholes.  I can’t really explain what they did that made them such pricks but trust me… Those fuckers are fuckers!!! The service was amazing though so it amplified the assholeness of the back of the house.  The food was ok.  Nothing amazing, but decent enough that I will give it 2 ok looking b cups.

I know I have been posting pictures of her for a few days now but today you’re getting more Gracie Glam.  I’ve been on set with her a bunch lately but we haven’t gotten to bang until today.  Not that we haven’t banged before, it just didn’t come up until today.  I have been posting pictures of her lately because she is such a good supporter of my no panties allowed rule.

here she is obeying the rule as always

then the director made her put panties on

but then the director left the room and she went back to obeying the rule

I can’t think of a clever way to start this blog post so fuck it, let’s just jump in.  I banged Shay Ryan today for BurningAngel.com.  I also directed the scene.  It will be in my movie called… You guessed it “No Panties Allowed“.  Turns out Shay used to be a cheerleader when she was younger so I totally had her in a punk rock cheerleader outfit doing cheers with no fucking panties allowed.  Naturally after the cheers Erick Everhard and I came in and DP’d her and stuff.  Now I shot Shay a few months ago and she was all hot and stuff but something happened to her and now her boobs are HUGE!!! So that’s pretty rad.

here is Shay obeying the no panties allowed rule

and here are her massive melons

Let’s talk food first.  I ate a sandwich on set today that I made myself.  I have decided I should not be allowed to do that. I suck at making sandwiches.  The cheese to meat ratio was terrible and there was way too much mustard and not nearly enough onions.  I figured that the art of crafting a sandwich wasn’t that hard, but let me tell you, for someone who has as sensitive of a pallet as myself,  it really matters.  Get it??? Because I have a food review/look who I banged blog (hee hee)

Now onto sex.  Today I had sex with Lea Lexis who is a hot European chick with awesome natural boobs!!!  I tried to upload a picture of said hotness and boobs onto twitter all day, but for some reason my phone is being a little bitch and it won’t do it.  I know the majority of followers I have are probably all about the boobs and less about the… Well… Less about my goofy ass, so I hope everyone comes here to check out this rad Romanian romance of mine. (YES!!! I love alliteration!!!)

here is the hotness

here is the boobage!!!

and here is some vag action because seriously… Vagina’s are awesome!!!

So ya what did you do today??? Oh nothing just fucked Jesse Jane!!!  So ya… That was kinda cool.  Jesse and I have known each other for a while but we never have had the opportunity to bang and FINALLY today we did.  In case you didn’t know, I’m a giant pervert. turns out Jesse Jane is too.  We had dirty perverted sex and kinda creeped out some of the people in the room with our creepiness.  Whatever… It was awesome.
I drank some Jamba Juice today… It was good.  A little chalky now that I think about it.  Either way I give Jamba Juice 2 rad looking B cups.

here is Jesse laying around with her vagina hanging out everywhere

and here again is Gracie Glam who was on set happily obeying my no panties allowed rule

Ok, so here is what happened.  I went to Vegas because there is a company I work for out there and awesome things happened.  So me and my hommie who picks people up from the airport when they work here were driving around looking for the hot girls that were shooting today and we totally found them.  First to get in the car was April O’Neil who I totally have a crush on because she is amazing and beautiful and her boobs are huge and she is tiny and I’ve never gotten to have sex with her but I really really really want to.  I told her this and then she showed me her boobs and we flirted and made out.  After that awesome event we drove around and found Mariah Madysinn who is a super hot blonde girl with huge boobs and she is really nice.  Then we went to set where the lovely Mason Moore was already there dressed as a doctor and ready to fuck me… So ya, we did that and it was rad.  Then we all had a bean bag party after everyone was finished with their scenes and April O’Neil stayed naked and she and I made out some more.  Then we all went to the airport and ate at this mexican place called Tequileria.   This place is not very good, but as far as airport food goes it is pretty much the best you’ll get.  I give that place a weird looking B cup in the real world but in the airport… Two solid C’s!!!  Anyway after the food we went to wait for our plane and Lisa Ann and her sexy big tittie havin’ ass was there waiting for the same flight.  So we all hung out and made fun of parents who put their kids on leashes and talked about how awful we think it is.  Then we  got on the airplane and April and I made out some more and that was the end of it.  Sooooooooo ya… Good day

here are April’s AMAZING boobs!!!

Mason Moore was being a punk and not obeying my no panties allowed rule

she figured it out and came around though

for all those who don’t know what a bean bag party looks like

this is Mariah Madysinn being all blonde and cute

and this is Lisa with her ginormous boobs!!!!