James Deen Blog

Today I worked with Brooke Banner. Brooke is super hot for many obvious reasons but my personal favorite is that she drives a big ass truck. There are few things sexier than hot chicks that drive big trucks. Our scene made no sense at all. She was a geisha girl (even though she is blonde with big fake boobs and a sleeve of tattoos) she showed up at my house and I felt her up then had her clean my kitchen and feed me sushi. Then I told her to shower and I had sex with her. It wasn’t the dumbest thing I ever did but it was up there. I honestly don’t care how dumb the setup was I am just happy I got to bang her. Let it be said here and now… “Brooke banner is good in the sack!!!”

As for food… I was going to review this restaurant I ate at the other night but I’m being lazy and I’m busy with like a million things so I’m going to review the crappy store bought sushi I ate off of Brooke Banners boobs. The sushi sucked sooooo much. I am pretty sure someone got this from the market left it in their car for a few hours then put in the freezer. I give this sushi two boobs down… Like way down, flopping to the ankles.